{"id":9948,"date":"2015-05-15T06:30:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T06:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/diablofans.ddev.site\/d3\/odhalene-spiknuti\/"},"modified":"2015-05-15T06:30:00","modified_gmt":"2015-05-15T06:30:00","slug":"odhalene-spiknuti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/odhalene-spiknuti\/","title":{"rendered":"Odhalen\u00e9 spiknut\u00ed!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Dooooorazn\u00e9 varov\u00e1n\u00ed pro obyvatele Sanctuary!<\/p>\n

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Obyvatel\u00e9 Sanctuary,<\/p>\n

sv\u011btem se \u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00ed f\u00e1my o invazi. N\u00e9 t\u00e9 d\u00e9monick\u00e9, na ty jsme docela zvykl\u00ed. Ony f\u00e1my tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee m\u011bsta nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d Khandurasem jsou napad\u00e1na dvounoh\u00fdmi, halapartnu dr\u017e\u00edc\u00edmi kravami. Ty pak l\u00e1kaj\u00ed znud\u011bn\u00e9 dobrodruhy do z\u00e1hadn\u00fdch oran\u017eov\u00fdch port\u00e1l\u016f. To aby si dobrodruzi mohli u\u017e\u00edt p\u0159\u00edslove\u010dn\u00fd masakr.<\/p>\n

Mnoz\u00ed z v\u00e1s vyj\u00e1d\u0159ili obavy. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se zeptali, zda se s rodinami maj\u00ed p\u0159est\u011bhovat. K tomuto mooooo\u017eeme \u0159\u00edct jedin\u00e9: Zooooosta\u0148te, nen\u00ed dooooovod k panice. Vid\u011bli jsme takzvan\u00e9 "doooookazy", kter\u00e9 se objevily v hospod\u00e1ch. Po doooookaldn\u00e9m zkoum\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech pozorov\u00e1n\u00ed jsme do\u0161li k jednozna\u010dn\u00e9mu z\u00e1v\u011bru. Mooooo\u017eeme zodpov\u011bdn\u011b potvrdit, jedn\u00e1 se o hoax.<\/p>\n

\"\"Takto popsal jeden ob\u010dan ony kr\u00e1vy.<\/sup>
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\nTakto ve skute\u010dnosti vypadaj\u00ed.<\/sup><\/p>\n

Neexistuj\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 vra\u017eedn\u00e9 jalovice. Neexistuje \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 invaze. A neexistuje \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd tajn\u00fd krav\u00ed level! Ten, kdo tvrd\u00ed opak, vym\u00fd\u0161l\u00fd bejk\u00e1rny a sna\u017e\u00ed se je podojit, jak jen to jde.<\/p>\n

Jednodu\u0161e \u0159e\u010deno, kr\u00e1vokalypsa (tak to nazval jeden farm\u00e1\u0159) je prachsprost\u00fd v\u00fdmysl. Je t\u0159eba poznamenat, \u017ee jeden nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 opatrn\u00fd. Po d\u016fkladn\u00e9 porad\u011b s m\u00edstn\u00ed pobo\u010dkou Horadrim, jsme se rozhodli vydat v\u00fdstrahu pro obyvatele.<\/p>\n

S okam\u017eitou platnost\u00ed, vyz\u00fdv\u00e1me v\u0161echny obyvatele Sanctuary, aby se od sv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed dne 15. kv\u011btna do z\u00e1padu dne 21. kv\u011btna<\/strong> vyh\u00fdbali divo\u010din\u011b! D\u00e1le se doporu\u010duje nevstupovat do jak\u00fdchkoliv pode\u017erel\u00fdch port\u00e1l\u016f, kter\u00e9 mohou a nemus\u00ed v\u00e9st do alternativn\u00edch dimenz\u00ed. Mooooo\u017eete tak ohrozit vlastn\u00ed zdrav\u00ed a soud\u011b podle n\u00e1zoru tohoto pokorn\u00e9ho farm\u00e1\u0159e, je to vlasn\u011b cel\u00e9 kravina.<\/p>\n

Doporu\u010dujeme, zooooo\u016fsta\u0148te v klidu. Kr\u00e1vy nezabijou \u010dlov\u011bka. V\u0161echno ostatn\u00ed ano.<\/p>\n

D\u011bkujeme,
\nv\u00e1\u0161 mooooonagement.<\/p>\n

Zdroj: Battle.net<\/a><\/p>\n

U\u017eijte si diablovsk\u00e9 narozeniny! Mimochodem, pokud um\u00edte anglicky, diskuze pod \u010dl\u00e1nkem je maso =)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Info od  HELLERcz na f\u00f3ru<\/a> (redak\u010dn\u011b upraveno):<\/p>\n

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Od p\u016flnoci je ve h\u0159e buff, pojmenovan\u00fd Totally Not A Cow Level<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jde o to, \u017ee hled\u00e1te v adventure modu po map\u00e1ch (b\u011bhem pln\u011bn\u00ed bounties t\u0159eba) kravi\u010dku, kterou zabijete a projdete port\u00e1lem do krav\u00edho levelu \":)\"<\/p>\n

Hraje tam nostalgick\u00e1 hudba, je tam dost crap lootu, pen\u011bz, mnoho krav… tuna krav \":D\" je tam fialovej boss\u00e1\u010dek Cow queen a i n\u011bjak\u00fd ten \u00fakol…<\/p>\n

Tak p\u0159eju p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 hled\u00e1n\u00ed<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed info od bezerker v tom sam\u00e9m vl\u00e1kn\u011b (redak\u010dn\u011b upraveno):<\/p>\n

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Na f\u00f3ru blizzardu jsem \u010detl, \u017ee snad by m\u011bly kr\u00e1vy expit +4800%. Jako let\u011blo mi to tam slu\u0161n\u011b \":)\" A craplootu jako kr\u00e1va, doslova \":)\"<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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V riftech nejsou. Je to ekvivalent gob vaultu. Jen s t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem, \u017ee kdy\u017e d\u00e1te facku t\u00e9hle kr\u00e1v\u011b, otev\u0159e v\u00e1m dve\u0159e do krav\u00edho lvlu v\u017edy \";)\"<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

D\u011bkujeme Hellerovi a bezerker! <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dooooorazn\u00e9 varov\u00e1n\u00ed pro obyvatele Sanctuary! […]<\/p>\n

\u010c\u00edst d\u00e1le… from Odhalen\u00e9 spiknut\u00ed!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazeno"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diablofans.cz\/d3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}